In school the other day, my 13yr old was learning about “divorcing your parents”. The teacher told the class that at age 15 you can go to court and legally “divorce” your parents. One kid pipes up with “That’s what I’m gonna do, the minute I turn 15”

My boy answers with “Not me. I’m sticking with my mom till she throws me out!”

And I have a feeling he will.

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